Ice Holes accessories not because we invented it

not because we invented it but because we birthed it

Your name is consistently on the stats sheet and it isn't a fluke that you're leading the league in scoring

These are the kind of boxers you want to be wearing if you break a leg and go to the hospital and they have to take your clothes off

You score a lot of goals on the ice but none of it would be possible without Mom

Your shot can do some serious damages and leaves players with a ringing noise in their ears

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