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Then again, maybe youre just heading off to soire with Mick Jagger and Ralph Lauren (where Prince Andrew has been disinvited, of course)

Its effortless style and belongs in any suitcase that is heading in the direction of the beach at Easter

With its adjustable straps and roomy shape, you'll feel sun-kissed, not sweat-stressed

Dont forget to note down your rental number or any belongings to avoid mix-ups when you return your costume

And, yeah, if the premise being a little risque DOES bother you, the bad writing only compounds that unpleasantness

If you wear high heels, you are hardly able to walk afterwards," says flight attendant Daria Solomennaya, 27