mtg final fantasy rikku Rikku, Resourceful Guardian (Extended that creature cant be blocked by creatures your opponents control Rikku, Resourceful Guardian (Extended Art)

It also can discard any number of cards and its pretty good when you want to play multiple madness cards in the same turn

Maul of the Skyclaves attaches to our Commander when it enters the battlefield, gives flying, and boosts our attack

And why would anyone be surprised

Pillow Fort, for example, won't run a Winter Orb, since it Staxes symmetrically

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And thanks to Magic she has pigs from six of the seven continents of the world (I'm still waiting for that Grand Prix in Antarctica)