We didn't get an English version of this card until September, creating a weird rift between the Japanese and English metagame
While never outright mentioned, its implied that Geeta knows more about Area Zero and the Paradox Pokmon than she openly lets onindicated by the fact that she owns a Glimmora, a Pokmon most commonly found in Area Zero
In fact, just like the aforementioned For Mirrodin!, job select creates a creature token, although a 1/1 colorless Hero one, when the Equipment enters and it attaches said equipment to the newly created body
One big advantage Nyxbloom Ancient has over similar effects like Zendikar Resurgent -- aside from making 100% more mana, that is -- is that it's a creature, which means it's much easier to cheat on its whopping 7cmc
You may even return goods without stating reasons against a processing fee
Its as if Yawgmoth, Thran Physician showed up to let black decks do everything at once