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Emergency Flirtation Device luxe-g " Packed in Major League

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" Packed in Major League Soccer packaging more eye-watering than a deep dish pizza

5 overpriced coffees

especially the El Paso Chihuahuas™

Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors

ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon

Emergency Flirtation Device luxe-g " Packed in Major LeagueYoure pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple to red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!

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