In the right build, this card could easily do more work than a Blood Artist, especially because it hits all opponents
Getting them here, alongside Hellkite Courser, a staple for cheating commanders into play, makes this deck a mandatory pickup for anyone who loves turning creatures sideways
If you spend your mana equipping or casting creatures, then your wizards aren't triggering, leaving you behind in the life race, and generally still with smaller creatures than your opponent
If any damage would be dealt to him, The Betrayer prevents that damage and you choose an opponent to gain control of him
I think Cabaretti Cacophony loses a bit of its focus in its execution
We also have many moms and dads that purchase these to bond with their kids and teach them how to run a business