Each player secretly chooses a number (write it down on a piece of paper or something)
My inner Timmy was doing his happy dance
Alela, Cunning Conqueror Dimir Strandcatcher Faerie Snoop Glen Elendra Liege Halo Forager Likeness Looter Nymris, Oona's Trickster Obyra, Dreaming Duelist Oona's Gatewarden Oona, Queen of the Fae Sneaky Snacker Talion, the Kindly Lord Tegwyll, Duke of Splendor Voracious Tome-Skimmer Wasp Lancer Wydwen, the Biting Gale
Some of these work best on small creatures, like deathtouch and reach, while others are better off being applied to a larger creature, like Kathril itself, like double strike and lifelink
But if you dont want to sacrifice your very important creatures there are also spells like Army of the Damned, Dread Summons, and Waste Management which generate creature tokens to give you some casualty fodder
Each of the five is based on one of the Streets of New Capenna factions, or crime families