I dont mean to malign their designs, but I wouldnt be surprised if fairly little playtesting went into the creation of cards that the vast majority of players wont ever know exist, much less get their hands on
You can get yourself a sizable body for only four mana in decks like Progenitus, Reaper King, Zacama or The Ur-Dragon, to name a few
Everybody wins
To counter Bosss Orders and get your Pokemon where you need them, you could consider running cards like Switch, Switch Cart, or Cross Switcher
Looking for other strategies, such as various zero-cost equipment like Lotus Petal, to increase the storm counter, is also valid and brings the fun of Commander to the game
Our guide on how to tell if a Pokmon card is valuable covers authentication basics