Yesteryear Abductions is having an identity crisis

is having an identity crisis

but can they save their town from the swarming influx of

asthmatic girl of thirteen who draws Tomoko into an intoxicating world full of secret crushes and elaborate storytelling

By exercising these "rights of everyday use

and a flock of endearingly feisty town busybodies

Yesteryear Abductions is having an identity crisisA traditional American woman, a beautiful wife and mother who sells her pioneer lifestyle of raw milk and farm fresh eggs to her millions of social media followers, suddenly awakens cold, filthy, and terrified in the brutal reality of 1855 where she must unravel whether this living nightmare is an elaborate hoax, a twisted reality show, or something far more sinister in this sensational debut novel. "A bold and biting satire, Yesteryear will have you