Ideally you can sacrifice them immediately and create something of a one-sided Living Death
Well, just stop the other person from combo-ing off or locking you out on the first turn, and then play a Monastery Mentor and so many cheap or free cards that you kill in one or two hits, while also having a resilient, wide array of threats, to ensure removal cant stop you
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However, You Are Already Dead will also let you draw a card while destroying a creature
It should look something like this: Sometimes you have a card that falls into multiple categories, like Bone Shards thats both a synergy card and removal
Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant $10.83 Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant is a formidable Phyrexian Praetor and an exceedingly frustrating Control card to come up against