Chaos Chaos decks simply do not want a normal game of Magic , but rather, they want permanents switching sides, spells getting copied at random, attacks going in random directions, and everyone asking whose turn it is
Note that even if you have another creature gain those abilities until end of turn, Boon-Bringer Valkyrie will keep them
There are even Pirates that focus on creating Treasure tokens to help ramp out some of the pricier cards in the deck
Blood Scrivener Recently Zombies has not been good enough to compete at a high level
How much protection to I feasibly need for this
Finally, if you cant win through combat, you can bring out Pashalik Mons to help burn out the final few points of life