Well, my half-devil man has decided hed had enough of the jokes, and hes returned with a vengeance
701.34c If an effect instructs a player to meld cards that cant be melded, they stay in their current zone
Lands your opponents control with the chosen name lose all land types and abilities, and they gain " : Add one mana of any color." Enchantment Color tag templates(None) Combat Research Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." As long as enchanted creature is legendary, it gets +1/+1 and has ward
The one-way transformation solved most of Randy's confusion issues
Sure, it protects your creature, or your whole board if kicked, but think outside the box a little
Even still, lets use this figure as an anchor for the rest of our discussion