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Stirring Bard Banned from Pauper, Stirring Bard is a red creature with defender that provides you with the initiative, a game-changing ability for 1v1 formats, which was the only reason it was banned

You can also special summon this card if it is sent from your hand or the battlefield to your graveyard

Using the effect of Dian Keto the Prison Master, look at your opponents hand and send 1 card among them to the Graveyard

I reorganized the creature spells by mana cost

Similarly, you can't activate the second level ability of a Class unless that Class is level 2

Fortunately, you can derive at least SOME amusement out of this